Would You Rather Questions

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Funny (25)

1. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
2. Would you rather sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles?
3. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
4. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a cat the size of a dinosaur?
5. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig every day?
6. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
7. Would you rather talk like a pirate or walk like a penguin for a whole week?
8. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
9. Would you rather your only mode of transport be a pogo stick or a unicycle?
10. Would you rather always smell like onions or always hear a kazoo when you talk?
11. Would you rather have a nose that lights up like a lamp or ears that whistle when you think?
12. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or ten duck-sized horses?
13. Would you rather laugh at everything or never laugh at all?
14. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance everywhere you go?
15. Would you rather have a tail or a pair of tiny wings that cannot fly?
16. Would you rather every song you hear be a polka or every movie you watch be a musical?
17. Would you rather have your thoughts appear in a speech bubble or have a theme song play when you enter a room?
18. Would you rather trade your hands for oven mitts or your feet for flippers?
19. Would you rather only eat foods that are green or only foods that are round?
20. Would you rather be chased by a swarm of butterflies or a herd of very slow turtles?
21. Would you rather have a squeaky voice for a year or a squeaky walk for a year?
22. Would you rather your pet could talk but only about sports or not talk at all?
23. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or a house made of pillows?
24. Would you rather have a bathtub full of pudding or a swimming pool full of soda?
25. Would you rather always be ten minutes late or always be two hours early?

For kids (25)

1. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
2. Would you rather live in a treehouse or a castle?
3. Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
4. Would you rather swim with dolphins or ride an elephant?
5. Would you rather eat ice cream for every meal or pizza for every meal?
6. Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
7. Would you rather visit the moon or the bottom of the ocean?
8. Would you rather have a robot that does your homework or a robot that cleans your room?
9. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every language?
10. Would you rather have a giant slide in your house or a trampoline floor?
11. Would you rather be the fastest runner or the best swimmer in the world?
12. Would you rather live where it is always summer or always winter?
13. Would you rather have a snow day every week or a pizza party every week?
14. Would you rather be a famous artist or a famous inventor?
15. Would you rather explore a jungle or explore a desert?
16. Would you rather have a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
17. Would you rather go to school on a boat or in a hot air balloon?
18. Would you rather never have to brush your teeth or never have to take a bath, with no germs either way?
19. Would you rather build a sandcastle or a snowman?
20. Would you rather be a pirate or an astronaut?
21. Would you rather have a magic backpack or magic shoes?
22. Would you rather be able to jump as high as a house or run as fast as a car?
23. Would you rather meet a real mermaid or a real fairy?
24. Would you rather have breakfast in bed every day or dessert first every day?
25. Would you rather be a lion or an eagle for a day?

Deep (25)

1. Would you rather know how your story ends or keep it a surprise?
2. Would you rather relive your best day once or forget your worst day forever?
3. Would you rather be respected or be liked?
4. Would you rather have more time or more money?
5. Would you rather be really good at one thing or pretty good at everything?
6. Would you rather know what others think of you or never find out?
7. Would you rather travel to the past or the future?
8. Would you rather have a few close friends or many casual ones?
9. Would you rather always tell the truth or always be told the truth?
10. Would you rather live a long ordinary life or a short extraordinary one?
11. Would you rather be able to change one thing about the past or know one thing about the future?
12. Would you rather follow your heart or your head?
13. Would you rather be famous for something you regret or unknown for something you are proud of?
14. Would you rather lose all your old memories or never make new ones?
15. Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you dislike that pays a lot?
16. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the kindest?
17. Would you rather live in the city or the countryside for the rest of your life?
18. Would you rather start over somewhere new or stay where everyone knows you?
19. Would you rather give up your phone for a month or your favorite food for a year?
20. Would you rather have the ability to forgive easily or to forget easily?
21. Would you rather be a great teacher or a great student?
22. Would you rather be in charge or be part of a great team?
23. Would you rather find true love or a cure for one disease of your choice?
24. Would you rather have a quiet life or an exciting one?
25. Would you rather know every language or every instrument?

Food and travel (20)

1. Would you rather give up cheese or give up chocolate?
2. Would you rather eat only breakfast foods or only dinner foods?
3. Would you rather have unlimited sushi or unlimited tacos?
4. Would you rather visit every country once or one country every year for life?
5. Would you rather travel by train across a continent or by boat across an ocean?
6. Would you rather eat the spiciest pepper or the sourest candy?
7. Would you rather spend a week at the beach or a week in the mountains?
8. Would you rather only drink water or never drink water again but have any other drink?
9. Would you rather give up coffee or give up dessert?
10. Would you rather go camping or stay in a fancy hotel?
11. Would you rather visit Paris or Tokyo?
12. Would you rather cook every meal yourself or never cook again but eat only takeout?
13. Would you rather explore ancient ruins or a brand new city?
14. Would you rather have pizza with pineapple or pizza with anchovies?
15. Would you rather take a road trip with no music or a flight with no movies?
16. Would you rather eat a bug for $100 or skip dessert for a year?
17. Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal travel planner?
18. Would you rather see the Northern Lights or a total solar eclipse?
19. Would you rather only eat sweet foods or only salty foods?
20. Would you rather go on a safari or go scuba diving on a coral reef?